New Year Intentions

This year I'm making intentions, not resolutions. I don't resolve to do anything. I can't guarantee follow through. However, I fully intend on making some changes. I'm keeping it simple this year to insure better results. My intentions are as follows:

1. Consume a maximum of two sodas a week. (I would have said one but I need to allow myself an indulgence here and there.)

2. Allow myself to be (a little bit) selfish.

• Craft more
• Read more
• Learn how to sew

That's it. Keep-It-Simple-Stupid. This should be easy, right?

Things I've Said to My Son

1. Stop licking your brother.
2. Get your hands out of your pants.
3. Don't touch my boobs. Those aren't yours.
4. Don't put that in your mouth.
5. We don't eat out of the trash can.
6. Mommy would like to keep her clothes on.
7. Stop licking my computer screen.
8. You're a good big brother, but I don't think Landon wants his hand in your mouth.
9. Please get your toys away from the dog's butt.
10. What is that smell?

I have no doubt that as both of the boys get bigger this list will get longer. And weirder.